Gospel Music Collection

This is a short true to life joke that happened in Billy Graham's ministry. Prepare to laugh. Read on: Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven." The boy replied, "I don't think I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the post office."

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.   After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.       

Today, I would like to share here at Behind Crossroads something funny. We often hear a famous saying: "laughter is the best medicine." True or not, I hope these clean jokes will brighten your day and end up smiling for the rest of the day, week or even months! Read on! Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma Dear God,  Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now? - Jane Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan

Check out this cool video of Dads! Dad Life from Church on the Move on Vimeo . Ha ha This is dad life It's how we live 24/7, 365 Check me Gas station glasses Don't care what the masses Think about me wit my sweet goatee I'm rockin' my Dockers With a cuff and a crease I got that St. John's Bay And a clip for my piece I look nice I got dozens of dollars And that's right It goes straight to my daughters and my wife I'm a miracle dad Makin' magic with the checkbook is a talent I have I roll hard in the yard With a 60-inch cut Zero turn radius My neighbors say what? They be drivin' by Peepin' my landscape Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape Hydrangeas (what), Begonias (naw) Crape Myrtle (tight), ornamental turtle! Hold up Is that a weed in my fescue? Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue It's the dad life, it's the dad life Take my daughty to the potty, it's the dad life (bringin' home the ...

Yes, I received a Yahoo Account Suspension Warning! Boy, o boy, I must have been abusing my free e-mail account with forwarded messages and telegram style mails. Yahoo admin might have been bored with the volume and kind of emails I am sending prompting them to serve me a suspension warning. Don't get me wrong, I don't email prohibited, scandalous, abusive, or pornographic materials. Never! My Yahoo mail is absolulety clean from such rubbish. Some friends did try forwarding such kind of emails especially the last one I mentioned but without their knowledge, their email just end up to my trash. Seriously, I have to warn them. But what about this email I received? What's wrong with it? Of course, this email came from billaref@yahoo.com . He or she must be negatively brilliant, un-expert, or simply stupid. Sorry, I can think of a better term. He or she could have used something like " admin@yahoo.com " or " info@yahoo.com " to make i...

Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, Age 11, Anderson . Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church everyw eek even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's helpor a  new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my...

Have you seen these church signs? What an innovative way to convey church message or invitation! They're hilarious. Makes one giggle but effectively bringing the message across to innocent onlookers. Enjoy! Never to be outdated! Great sign for a retail store! No refund policy. Great campaign ad! Blood test final exam? Absolutely.. My favorite sign! Do atheists celebrate Easter? Maybe April 1. Their Annual Public Holiday! A Judas kiss? In reality, Yes! God resists the proud! Hell Freezes Over is a lie! What seem to be the problem? Ouch! What sauce is appropriate? Worm extract? A Sinner's Delight! Thou shall not forget the 10 Commandments! A Meteorologist Center! Accurate forecast all the time! A Sign for bargain hunters! Save 100% off! Disclaimer I do not own these photos. I got some on my email and some on the web. If you own any...

Dictionary.com defines oxymorons as a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect. Now, try these statements and find out if they are really oxymorons. Have fun! 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2.  Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?   8.  Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light...

A man dies and meets the gatekeeper at the Pearly Gates.The gatekeeper says to the man, "Here's how it works. You need to have one hundred points to get into heaven. You tell me about all the good things you've done. They are all worth a certain number of points. If your total is one hundred or more, you can come in." "Well," says the man. "I was happily married to the same woman for 52 years. I never looked at another woman. I was attentive and loved her dearly." "That's great," says the gatekeeper. "That'll be two points." "Hmmm," says the man. "This is going to be harder than I thought. Well, I attended church regularly, volunteered my time and tithed faithfully." "Wonderful," says the gatekeeper, "That's worth another point." "One point!" says the man. "Okay, okay. I was involved with a prison ministry for twenty-five years. I went into the prison,...