Gospel Music Collection

There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were laying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time?" The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball!! I've been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built. In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the all day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino!! I have done it all!!!" After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1dollar bill, "What about you? Where have you been?"  The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church,...

This is a short true to life joke that happened in Billy Graham's ministry. Prepare to laugh. Read on: Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven." The boy replied, "I don't think I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the post office."

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.   After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.       

Today, I would like to share here at Behind Crossroads something funny. We often hear a famous saying: "laughter is the best medicine." True or not, I hope these clean jokes will brighten your day and end up smiling for the rest of the day, week or even months! Read on! Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma Dear God,  Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now? - Jane Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan