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Christian Jokes: What Kids Prayed For

Today, I would like to share here at Behind Crossroads something funny. We often hear a famous saying: "laughter is the best medicine." True or not, I hope these clean jokes will brighten your day and end up smiling for the rest of the day, week or even months! Read on!

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

Dear God,  Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now? - Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan



Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce 

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway - Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. - Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. - Denise

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. - Sam

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. - Ruth

Dear God,  I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. - Elliott

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. - Rob

Dear God,  My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?  - Marsha

Dear God,  If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. - Charles

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!  - Eugene

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry 

 Author Unknown


Interesting Resources:

Preacher Joke Book 
Gospel Comedy All Stars 2: These Aint Your Mommas Church Jokes 
Angels Laughing: The Very Best Spiritual and Religious Humor 
The Big Book of Church Jokes 
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